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JOKE: An atheist was taking a walk through the woods

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> >An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees!
> >powerful rivers!
> >
> >What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.
> >
> >As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the
> >bushes.
> >Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him.
> >He ran as fast as he could up the path.
> >Looking over his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing in on him.
> >His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster.
> >He tripped and fell on the ground.
> >He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to
> >a
> >swipe at him.
> >At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my God....!"
> >
> >Time stopped.
> >The bear froze.
> >The forest was silent.
> >It was then that a bright light shone upon the man and a voice came out
> >the sky saying:
> >
> >"You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist
> >and even credit
> >
> >creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this
> >predicament?
> >
> >Am I to count you as a believer?"
> >
> >The atheist looked directly into the light and said: "It would be
> >hypocritical of me to suddenly
> >
> >ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the
> >a Christian?"
> >
> >"Very well," said the voice.
> >
> >The light went out, and the sounds of the forest resumed. And then the
> >lowered his paw,
> >
> >bowed his head and spoke:
> >
> >"Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am
> >thankful, Amen."




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